Trolley Tom the Taxer's ad: "Walker's War on Women" (Thank God I'm not a Woman, They've got it REALLY BAD!!!)

I would like to change the audio just a bit, if you'll indulge me: POW! My city is crumbling, but there's nothing I can do about it. POW! Look at the Marxist women at the end of this ad, so representative of our great state. (Seriously, Gwen Moore? Barbara Lawton? OMG) POW! Let's build a fixed-route trolley we can't afford, don't need, and no one wants. POW! I love being Mayor of Milwaukee so much I'm running for Governor. Again. POW! This ad was shot in front of no one--how was my acting? POW! I have no shot. POW! Can I go home now, it's already 3:30? Anyway, to our female readers, on behalf of men everywhere, let me please apologize for our war on you. Just the other night I went to a local establishment, and it was awful. I stepped over two bloodied women in the parking lot, ordered a beer from a clearly overworked and underpaid waitress, witnessed several murders, two gang rapes, a car jacking, a stoning, and beatings to numerous to recall. Now I understand what the leftists in all 50 states are talking about. It's horrible! Why it's so bad here in Wisconsin/America, if I were a woman, I think I'd leave and go to, well, hhhmmm, ah, er, well.... This war on women has to stop, and based on this commercial, there's no doubt about it that Trolley Tom the Taxer is the man for the job! Sincerely, Men