How to Vote on Tuesday, May 8th

Hi everyone, Hopefully you know that we have to vote next Tuesday, May 8th. Scott Walker is on the ballot, even though all the media will talk about is the Democrat primary. There is a fake candidate running against Governor Walker, so you need to tell everyone in your cirlce of influence to vote next Tuesday for the Governor. Some of you I know are planning to vote on the Democrat side for Kathleen "Shrek" Falk, because she is a terrible candidate, some say even worse than Trolley Tom the Taxer Barrett, and would be easier pickings for Governor Walker on June 5th. While I completely understand that strategy, my family will be voting for Walker. I do not trust the left EVER, and while there is no visible sign of them messing around on the Republican side and voting for the fake Republican to try to knock out Walker now, I wouldn't put it past them. What would you do if you were a unionista lefty and you knew your awful candidate (Shrek) was going to lose to Trolley Tom the Taxer? Might you decide to vote for the fake Republican since your only goal is to defeat Walker anyway? In a low turnout election, what if 100,000 unionistas voted against Walker instead of for Falk or Barrett? Some of you reading this will think I'm crazy, and that's fine. But I am voting for Walker like every talk show host and Republican leader is asking us to do. Now there's one more thing you can do next Tuesday, and that is vote in the Lt. Governor's race as well. There is a fake Republican running, and his name name is Isaac Weix. You might as well vote for him, since the unionista's choice is a union head, Mahlon Mitchell. While it's unlikely we can knock off Mitchell in this primary, there is certainly no reason to vote for him or just skip that race, so we will be voting for Weix. To remember this, I'm using the slogan (as bad as it is), "Walker & Weix, the Dems can go to Heck." Stupid yes, but you remember it now, don't you? That is all you have to do, unless you are in one of the 4 Senate races, which virtually none of our readers are in (Racine, Wausau, Eau Claire, Jefferson areas). Those have fake candidates as well, but the real action in these 4 will be on June 5th. If you are in the Racine area (Van Wanggaard's race), please vote for Tamra, she's the fake candidate against Lefty Lehman. A KEY NOTE: DO NOT VOTE TWICE IN THE GOVERNOR'S RACE. DO NOT TRY TO BE CUTE AND VOTE FOR BOTH WALKER AND FALK; YOUR BALLOT WILL BE DESTROYED; YOU CANNOT VOTE TWICE IN THE SAME RACE. And for the love of God, don't write in Walker's name on the Democrat ballot. OK, go vote, and tell your friends. --WRD