White Privilege Conference - Conference Schedule

Hey Whitey,



How you doing? Just wanted you to know that you really, really suck. You are the root of all evil, the cause of all problems, and well, it's time to pay up.



The Founding Fathers were a bunch of rich, white, racists. And by the way, Martin Luther King, Jr. had it all wrong when he said, "I have a dream, where one day, we will judge men not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."



We also know that capitalism sucks, socialism is awesome, and free markets are unjust.



So here's our agenda to demonize, attack, and marginalize.  See you in Madison, WI., 30 square miles of insanity surrounded by reality, in late March, 2014. We'll have Birkenstocks on sale, they'll be plenty of ganja from our friends in Seattle and Boulder, and there'll be free tours of the State Capitol we trashed a couple years ago (which was the highlight of our lives by the way).



Poetry readings, sing alongs, snuggling, STD's, and more! The full conference schedule is below, we especially love the track geared toward indoctrinating 3rd and 4th grade teachers!



We look forward to seeing all of our favorite Marxists, community organizers, professional agitators, veterans of the Occupy Movement, and of course, every Sociology professor in the country soon.



See you on the Isthmus!



And whitey, you effing suck!







White Privilege Conference - Conference Schedule